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Satirical news and humorous takes on the energy industry. Covers oil, gas, renewables, and corporate power dynamics through parody articles

New Polar Vortex Prediction Method Offers Industries 6 Months to Raise Prices
Energy and Logistics Firms Reportedly Eager to Implement 'Proactive Monetization Strategies' Ahead of Projected Winter Freezes.
'Inactive' Wells Emit 1,000X More Methane than Previously Thought
The Energy Industry’s Silent Polluters Are Apparently a Lot Less Silent, and a Lot More Polluting, than Initially Reported.
Oil CEOs Praise President for Delivering Pre-Emptive Profit Opportunity
Acknowledging the "Rare Gift" of a Market-Moving Verbal Threat, Major Energy Firms Anticipate Robust Returns from Forthcoming Global Instability.

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