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Companies Are Pivoting Rapidly to Develop Hyper-Personalized Solutions for the Newly Codified Emotional Deficit, Promising to Sate Primal Longing with Subscription Boxes and AI-Driven Comfort Bots.
Groundbreaking Study Confirms that Meticulously Curated Public Dramas Surrounding Celebrities Are the Most Effective Tool for Managing Widespread Existential Ennui.
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