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Compiles satirical news and humor about Duke basketball. Featuring funny articles, parodies, and comedic takes on the Blue Devils, players, and coaches

UCLA Win Prompts Nation to Frantically Remember Women's Basketball Is a Sport
A Sudden Surge of Interest Has Forced Media Outlets and Corporations to Acknowledge the Sport’s Existence, at Least for Now.
Nation's Narrative Stability Shaken After Duke's Loss Deviates from Established Arc
Analysts Scrambled to Re-Edit Pre-Written Storylines After a Last-Second UConn Upset Introduced Unprecedented 'Narrative Inconsistency'.
Duke Players Have Mastered the Art of Not Shooting
The Seemingly Revolutionary Tactic of Briefly Considering a Shot before Passing or Driving Has Left Opponents and Analysts Alike Scrambling to Adapt.

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UCLA Win Prompts Nation to Frantically Remember Women's Basketball Is a Sport

Nation's Narrative Stability Shaken After Duke's Loss Deviates from Established Arc

Duke Players Have Mastered the Art of Not Shooting

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