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Iran Deal Enters Phase 7, Officially Redesigned for Perpetual 'Almost There' Status
Diplomats Praise Latest Framework for Creating Unparalleled Job Security and Endless Content for Cable News.
JD Vance Asks Iran if Everyone's "Done Posturing" on First Day of Talks
The Vice President Reportedly Began Negotiations by Stating He Was "Sick of All This" and Wanted to "Get to the Actual Point."
Regional Powers Demand Peace Already Exist before Peace Talks Commence
The Novel "Pre-Peace" Protocol Seeks to Streamline Conflict Resolution by Skipping the Conflict Part Entirely.
Pentagon Clarifies Vatican Not Currently Designated an Enemy Combatant
Defense Officials Assure Public Papal Criticism Won't Impact Current Strategic Alliances or Procurement Timelines.

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