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Satirical news and humor about the Democratic Party. Aggregating articles with funny takes, political comedy, and humorous commentary
Newsom Embraces Biden with Unwavering Loyalty to 2028 Primary Math
The California Governor’s Bold Move Signals a Willingness to Carry Any Political Baggage, Provided It Ultimately Leads to the Oval Office.
Jeffries Pauses Wasserman Schultz Endorsement to Ensure Optimal Performative Outrage
The Move Signals a Brave New Era Where Party Loyalty Faces Rigorous Intersectional Optics Audits.
Democratic Party Reminds Candidates: 'Democrat' Is a Brand, Not an Identity
The Party Emphasized the Critical Importance of Maintaining Strict Intellectual Property Control Over Its Electoral Messaging.
South Carolina Democrat Unveils 1,700-Slide 'Path to Governor's Mansion' Deck
Political Strategists Praise the Unprecedented Detail, While Voters Remain Largely Unaware.
Democrats ask Swalwell to resign from all current and future offices
Party officials issue an unprecedented blanket request, citing a need to "optimize electoral efficiency" across the entire political landscape.
I Am Eric Swalwell's Ambition and I'm Absolutely Livid.
An inside Look at the Brutal Reality of Being an Insatiable Drive, Only to Be Unceremoniously Deflated By... Well, You Know.
Swalwell's Endorsers Retract Support After Discovering Character Is a Factor
Fellow Democrats Reportedly Stunned to Learn Campaign Viability Can Be Impacted by Candidate's Personal Conduct.
2028 Dem Hopefuls Activate 'Black Voter Re-Engagement Algorithm'
Presidential Aspirants Roll Out Data-Driven Outreach Programs Designed to Maximize Efficiency of Late-Cycle Demographic Appeals.
Poll Finds Public 'Equally Unenthused' by All Political Options
Groundbreaking Research Indicates a Collective, Bipartisan Shrug Towards the Entire Political Landscape.
Dems Unveil 'Strategic Forgetting' Protocol for 2028 Campaigns
The Ambitious New Initiative Aims to Systematically Purge Inconvenient Historical Policy Records from Public Consciousness.
Union Leadership Confident Members Will Simply Forget Who They Voted for by Election Day
A New Report Found a Major Rail Workers Union Directs Nearly All Its Political Donations to Democrats despite Most Members Consistently Voting Republican.
Union Bosses Insist Members’ Preferred Candidates Are ‘Secondary Data Points’ in Donation Strategy
A New Watchdog Report Alleges the Union Spent 99% of Party Donations on Democrats, but Union Strategists Say Member Preferences Are Merely 'Historical Trend Analysis'.
