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Pentagon to Launch 'Strategic Profit Defense' Unit in Strait of Hormuz
The New Division Will Ensure Vital Shipping Lanes Remain Open, Primarily to Safeguard Global Commodity Markets and Q3 Earnings Reports.
India's 'Hyper-Customized' Payment System for Sanctioned Crude
New Delhi Says Its Innovative "Digital Barter Unit" Approach Sidesteps "Legacy Financial Friction" Associated with Traditional Oil Transactions.
ECB Discovers Active War in Middle East Directly Influences Cost of Gas
A Newly Published Internal Memo Details the 'Surprising Causal Link' between Regional Conflict and Consumer Prices.

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