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2 satirical articles about critical minerals on Hambry. Updated live.
The Trump Administration's "America First" Minerals Initiative Successfully Secured a Steady Supply of Crucial Elements For, Uh, Other Countries.
The "Expansive Technology Agreement" Promises to Revolutionize Critical Mineral Extraction by Making Minor Improvements to Existing, Millennia-Old Techniques.
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