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Management Praises System That Treats Athletes as Perfectly Interchangeable, Semi-Sentient Components in a Multi-Billion Dollar Entertainment Machine.
Front Office Believes the Recurring Spasms Offer "Invaluable Data Points" for Optimizing Player Acquisition and Strategic Non-Play.
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