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3 satirical articles about congressional map on Hambry. Updated live.
New Maps Promise a More Unified Electorate, Simplifying the Complex Task of Representation for Everyone.
Critics Are Missing the Obvious Beauty and Inherent Correctness of Our Legislature's Latest Cartographic Endeavor.
Officials Laud Latest Congressional Boundaries as a Triumph of 'Electoral Predictability' and 'Frictionless Legislative Dominance.'
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