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Aggregates satirical news articles on the climate crisis. Explores environmental issues, global warming, and climate change through parody

Dayton Shops Declare Climate Crisis Solved After Artisanal Kombucha Sales Soar
Local Businesses Credit Unique, Small-Batch Earth Day Initiatives with Unprecedented Global Ecological Recovery.
Extreme Heat Rebranded as 'Summer Season 2.0: the Dry Spell'
A Leading Marketing Firm Has Advised Meteorologists to Adopt New Terminology for the Escalating Climate Crisis, Framing It as an Exciting Annual Event.
Study Finds Cities Must Do More than Plant Trees to Avoid Becoming Literal Ovens
A New Report Suggests the Climate Crisis Might Require Systemic Change beyond Decorative Foliage.
Chess Prodigy's Dominance Fails to Address World's Pressing Issues
A 20-Year-Old's Unprecedented Run of Victories Has Reportedly Left Geopolitical Tensions, Economic Instability, and the Climate Crisis Entirely Unaddressed.

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