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Lone Star Tick Named America's Most Aggressive Weight Loss Coach
Experts Laud Arachnid for Cutting Through Diet Fads with Targeted, Highly Effective, Involuntary Lifestyle Changes.
Federal Task Force to 'Strategically Integrate' Flesh-Eating Fly into Economy
The Interagency Panel Announced Initiatives to Explore "Synergistic Opportunities" Presented by the Incoming Screwworm Infestation.
CDC Advisory Panel Now Accepts 'Vibrational Truth' in Evidence Review
This Groundbreaking Update Aims to Diversify Scientific Discourse beyond Mere Peer-Reviewed Studies.
