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Red Sox GM Defends 'Tough' Decision to Recall Statistically Perfect Pitcher
The Move, Which Brings a Flawless 0.00 ERA to the Rotation, Has Reportedly Caused Significant Internal Debate Regarding 'Narrative Consistency' and 'Player Morale Optimization.'
Nation Braces for Economic Fallout After Red Sox Slip in Power Rankings
Economists Warn that the Seismic Shifts in Week-Two MLB Standings Could Trigger a Recession, Impacting Everything from Consumer Confidence to Global Trade Routes.
Red Sox Finalize 2026 Roster Spot for Abreu Following 2-Game Hot Streak
Management Cites the Outfielder's Unprecedented Early-Season Performance as Definitive Proof of Long-Term Viability.

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