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2 satirical articles about bipartisan commission on Hambry. Updated live.
A Multi-Year Commission Concluded Efforts to Separate the Two Would Now Be "Economically Unfeasible and Spiritually Pointless."
A New Report Finds that Political Parties Prioritize Tribal Loyalty and Narrative Maintenance over Genuine Policy Debate, Confirming Widespread Suspicions.
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