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Airlines Form Committee to Investigate If 'Toxic Fumes' Are Actually Toxic
Industry Leaders Vow to Conduct a Thorough Multi-Year Study Into the Chemical Composition of 'Air That Makes People Pass Out.'
Boeing Unveils 'Parts Stay On' Technology for Next Generation Jet
The Aerospace Giant Says the Proprietary System Will "Redefine Passenger Confidence and Structural Integrity."
Pentagon Clarifies Advanced Aircraft Are Indeed Capable of Crashing
The Announcement Follows Recent Incidents that Reportedly 'Punctured' Prior Claims of Aerial Invulnerability.

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