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3 satirical articles about animal hoarding on Hambry. Updated live.

I Am The Smell and I Just Lost My Kingdom
From humble beginnings, I grew into an all-encompassing sovereign, only to be dethroned by a cruel twist of fate and industrial-strength cleaner.

An Open Letter to the Collective, Orphaned Pet Fur of the Hoarding Crisis
Your Silent Proliferation Has Not Gone Unnoticed, nor Your Weighty, Tangled Legacy Unmourned by Those Who Understand Your True Emotional Burden.

Scranton Home with 300+ Animals Reclassified as 'Distributed Bio-Habitat'
Municipal Officials Laud Innovative Approach to 'Existing Conditions,' Citing Reduced Paperwork and Enhanced 'Biomass Efficiency.'

