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2 satirical articles about 18-game season on Hambry. Updated live.
The League Assures Stakeholders that Player Health Will Be Meticulously Managed to Enhance the Viewing Experience.
League Officials State the Human Body, Particularly when Compensated at an Elite Level, Exhibits an Untapped Capacity for Sustained Peak Performance.
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