MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Former President Donald J. Trump today introduced a groundbreaking new foreign policy framework dubbed 'Fluid Rationalization,' which he claims will revolutionize international relations by allowing leaders to adapt their justifications for actions as circumstances, or public opinion, evolve.

Speaking from his Mar-a-Lago resort, Trump explained that traditional foreign policy, with its rigid adherence to initial explanations, was 'weak and frankly, very boring.' He asserted that the Fluid Rationalization doctrine would enable more 'nimble and exciting' decision-making, where the 'why' behind an action can be retroactively optimized for maximum impact and minimal accountability.

“Look, sometimes you do something, and then later, you realize there was an even better reason for it,” Trump told reporters, gesturing expansively. “Or maybe a different reason. The best reason. We’re not going to be stuck in the past with old reasons. We’re going to have the best reasons, and they’ll change, frankly, as needed. It’s very smart.”

Dr. Elara Vance, a political science professor at the University of Southern Florida and an expert in 'post-truth governance,' noted that while the concept of shifting narratives is not new, formalizing it as a doctrine is a bold move. “It’s essentially an admission that the truth is a malleable resource, to be deployed strategically,” Vance commented. “It removes the pretense of consistent logic, which, in a strange way, is almost refreshingly honest about the current political climate.”

Critics, however, suggest the new doctrine might simply be a rebrand for 'making it up as you go along' with plausible deniability baked in.

Trump concluded his remarks by promising that under this new approach, America’s foreign policy would always be 'winning, even if we’re not sure why yet.'