WASHINGTON D.C. – The Trump campaign today announced a groundbreaking new initiative designed to ensure intellectual alignment among foreign academics: the 'Academic Visa Purity Test.' The program, detailed in a leaked internal memo, will require all international researchers seeking U.S. visas to undergo a rigorous ideological screening process, particularly those specializing in 'disinformation studies' or 'content moderation.'

Under the new guidelines, applicants will be evaluated on their willingness to embrace narratives deemed 'beneficial to national morale' and 'aligned with presidential messaging.' Sources within the campaign, who spoke on condition of anonymity to avoid immediate deportation, indicated a particular focus on researchers whose work might inadvertently contribute to 'unnecessary public skepticism.'

“We’re simply ensuring that those who come to our shores to study the very fabric of information do so with a clear understanding of what information is truly valuable,” stated a campaign spokesperson, who later clarified that 'valuable' meant 'agreeable.' “Why would we import minds that might, for example, suggest that a tweet from the President isn’t an immutable truth?”

Professor Anya Sharma, a fictional expert in 'Narrative Integrity' at the University of Somewhere, expressed concern. “This isn’t about academic freedom; it’s about creating an echo chamber with extra steps. Soon, the only 'disinformation' we’ll be allowed to study is whatever the administration points at.”

The campaign maintains the policy is merely a 'common-sense approach to intellectual border security,' ensuring that only the most 'constructive' academic perspectives are allowed to flourish on American soil.