WASHINGTON D.C. — The Trump administration today unveiled its groundbreaking new foreign policy doctrine, officially dubbed the 'Surprise Me' approach, following a series of seemingly contradictory decisions regarding international sanctions. The new strategy, which sources indicate was developed during a particularly engaging game of 'Heads or Tails,' aims to maximize global unpredictability and keep all parties, including the White House staff, perpetually on their toes.

“Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, and frankly, it’s boring,” stated a senior White House aide, who spoke on condition of anonymity while juggling three stress balls. “Why box yourself into a corner with predictable policies when you can just… not? One day we’re sanctioning, the next we’re easing. It keeps everyone guessing, which is, you know, good. For America. Probably.”

The 'Surprise Me' doctrine was reportedly solidified after the recent decision to ease sanctions on certain Iranian oil stockpiles, a move that left many international observers and several State Department officials scratching their heads. “It’s like a geopolitical improv show,” explained Dr. Evelyn Reed, a newly appointed 'Chaos Coordinator' at the National Security Council. “The audience, the world, has no idea what’s coming next. That’s entertainment, folks. And also, foreign policy.”

Critics argue that the lack of a coherent strategy could destabilize international relations. However, proponents of the new approach insist that a completely random foreign policy is, in itself, a form of strategy. “If no one knows what you’re going to do, not even you, then how can they possibly plan against it?” mused a White House spokesperson, before flipping a coin to decide if they would take further questions. It landed on 'no'.