STOCKHOLM — The estate of legendary singer Tina Turner has reportedly finalized a deal to sell her remaining, intangible 'soul' to Swedish entertainment company Pophouse, sources close to the negotiations confirmed today. The transaction, which follows an earlier acquisition of Turner’s name, image, and music rights, aims to ensure the Queen of Rock 'n' Roll's eternal presence in the digital realm.

Pophouse, the innovative force behind the highly successful ABBA Voyage and KISS avatars, stated that the acquisition was a natural progression. “We’ve secured the intellectual property, the sound, the look – but to truly capture the magic, you need the… *je ne sais quoi*,” explained Björn Borgstrom, Pophouse’s Head of Post-Mortem IP Monetization. “We believe the legal framework now allows us to fully recreate Ms. Turner’s unique spark, her indomitable spirit, in a 3D-rendered, ethically sourced digital form.”

Industry analysts suggest the move sets a new precedent for posthumous artist management, potentially paving the way for other deceased legends to have their 'essence' extracted and commercialized. “It’s no longer enough to own the catalog; you have to own the very *idea* of the artist,” noted Dr. Evelyn Reed, a cultural anthropologist specializing in digital immortality. “Soon, we won’t just be streaming their songs; we’ll be streaming their very being, carefully curated and optimized for maximum shareholder value.”

The company has not yet confirmed whether the digital Tina Turner will be able to perform duets with the holographic ABBA, or if her avatar will be contractually obligated to endorse specific energy drinks. However, they did confirm that the digital recreation will be “tireless, ageless, and never demand a percentage of the merchandising.”

Critics worry about the implications for human artistry, but fans are reportedly excited about the prospect of a Tina Turner who can perform eight shows a week, indefinitely, without ever needing a break or, you know, being alive.