MOSCOW — The Russian Federation today announced the formalization of its highly successful, albeit previously unofficial, foreign influence operations into a new, transparent business model: "Influence-as-a-Service" (IaaS). The program, initially piloted in several African nations, including Angola, promises bespoke political meddling solutions for governments in the Global South.

Sources within the Kremlin, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the monetization of geopolitical strategy, confirmed that the IaaS model offers various tiers, ranging from "Bronze Ballot-Box Buffering" to "Platinum Power Projection." Each package is designed to cater to a client nation’s specific needs, whether it's subtly shifting public opinion, bolstering a preferred candidate, or simply ensuring a "more predictable" electoral outcome.

"We've been doing this for decades, frankly, and the market demand is undeniable," stated Anatoly Volkov, CEO of the newly formed 'Geopolitical Solutions Group,' a subsidiary of a state-owned enterprise. "Why pretend it's not happening when we can offer a professional, scalable, and, dare I say, ethical framework for sovereign nations to achieve their internal political objectives? It's about efficiency and mutual benefit."

Volkov emphasized that all IaaS operations are conducted with the utmost respect for national sovereignty, provided said sovereignty aligns with Moscow's strategic interests. He also clarified that the service explicitly excludes any *direct* military intervention, focusing instead on information campaigns, strategic disinformation, and the occasional well-placed social media influencer. Payments can be made in hard currency, natural resources, or favorable UN votes.

Early reports suggest high interest, particularly from nations seeking to avoid the cumbersome and often judgmental processes associated with traditional democratic development aid. The program is expected to expand rapidly, with plans for a "loyalty points" system currently under review.