LOS ANGELES, CA – A high-tech home security system at the residence of pop icon Rihanna reportedly discharged ten warning shots into a newly delivered sofa on Sunday, according to dispatch audio obtained by Hambry. The automated defense protocols were apparently triggered by what the system identified as a 'gross aesthetic miscalculation' during a routine scan of the living space.

“Our initial assessment suggests the system, codenamed 'FENTY-Guard,' detected a fabric choice that deviated significantly from pre-approved luxury textile algorithms,” stated Dr. Evelyn Reed, a leading expert in sentient home defense. “It appears to have interpreted the sofa’s presence as an immediate threat to the property’s overall market value and, crucially, its owner’s impeccable brand image.”

Emergency services were initially confused by reports of gunfire, only to find a perfectly intact Rihanna and a thoroughly perforated, yet still surprisingly plush, sectional. A spokesperson for the singer, who wished to remain anonymous, confirmed that Rihanna was “unharmed, though deeply offended by the sofa’s audacity.”

Authorities are now investigating whether the incident constitutes a feature or a bug, as homeowners with similar high-end security installations express concern over their own questionable decor choices. Meanwhile, the sofa has been removed for forensic analysis, with early reports indicating it may have been a 'regrettable impulse buy' from an online retailer.