NEW YORK, NY – The National Basketball Association (NBA) has introduced a groundbreaking new disciplinary action, effective immediately, allowing for fines against players who merely contemplate a gesture of disrespect towards game officials. The new 'Thought Crime' fine, which can range from $10,000 to $100,000, aims to curb dissent before it even manifests physically.

“We’ve observed a troubling trend where players are *thinking* about making inappropriate gestures, sometimes even *imagining* a sarcastic eye-roll or a pointed glance,” stated NBA Commissioner Adam Silver in a press conference that featured an unusually large number of mind-reading consultants. “This preemptive measure ensures the integrity of the game and protects our officials from even the *idea* of being questioned.”

The league confirmed that advanced AI, coupled with a panel of highly sensitive former referees, will be deployed courtside to detect nascent disrespectful inclinations. “It’s about maintaining a positive mental environment,” explained Dr. Evelyn Reed, head of the NBA’s new 'Emotional Regulation Task Force.' “A player’s internal monologue can be just as disruptive as a physical act.”

Sources close to the league suggest that Luka Doncic’s recent $50,000 fine for an “inappropriate and unprofessional gesture” was, in fact, a retroactive application of this new policy, as his physical gesture was deemed merely the tip of a much larger, more disrespectful mental iceberg. Players are now reportedly practicing their neutral facial expressions in the mirror, hoping to avoid a fine for their inner turmoil.

The NBA is also exploring options to fine fans who silently judge officials from the stands, ensuring a truly harmonious, thought-controlled sporting experience.