LOS ANGELES, CA — Following reports that the estranged husband of a woman accused of shooting at Rihanna's house received pre-incident messages about the pop star, a new national support network has emerged. The 'Unwitting Accomplices of Obsession' (UAO) was founded this week to assist individuals inadvertently drawn into their former partners' celebrity-fueled fixations.

Jed Valdez Sangalang, whose court documents revealed his ex-wife's Rihanna-centric communications prior to the alleged shooting, is reportedly a founding member. Sources close to the organization indicate that membership has surged, with hundreds of men sharing similar tales of being 'drafted' into one-sided celebrity feuds or bizarre schemes.

“It started with just a few texts about how my ex thought Taylor Swift was stealing her aesthetic,” recounted one anonymous UAO member, 'Chad from Ohio.' “Then it escalated to me receiving daily manifestos on why she deserved Beyoncé’s tour choreographer. I just wanted to watch football.”

Dr. Evelyn Reed, a fictional sociologist specializing in parasocial relationships, commented, “This phenomenon highlights the increasingly blurred lines between public figures and personal grievances. When a celebrity becomes a proxy for unresolved emotional issues, the collateral damage often extends to those closest to the obsessed individual—or, in this case, those formerly closest.”

The UAO plans to offer workshops on 'How to Politely Decline a Role in Your Ex’s Celebrity Conspiracy Theory' and 'Responding to Texts That Begin with 'If I Can’t Have Harry Styles, No One Can.'' Their first national convention is slated for early next year, pending a suitable venue that can accommodate both attendees and their restraining orders.