WASHINGTON D.C. — In a move shaking the foundations of Capitol Hill, a nascent political organization representing the nation’s most vulnerable feline population has issued a scathing report on the state of public shrubbery and its implications for newborn survival rates. The 'Feline Future' PAC, founded by two resilient kittens named Leo and Simba, is pushing for legislation to ensure all outdoor foliage meets minimum warmth and shelter standards.

Leo and Simba, who recently endured an abandonment incident in a sub-optimal October bush that claimed the lives of their two siblings, stated through a designated human spokesperson, 'This isn't just about us. This is about every tiny, helpless creature left to fend for itself in inadequate landscaping. Our current bush infrastructure is failing, and frankly, it's a national disgrace.'

Experts are divided on the feasibility of the PAC's demands. Dr. Amelia Paws, a leading animal urban planner, commented, 'While the sentiment is admirable, retrofitting every public green space to be kitten-proof is an ambitious undertaking. We're talking about a significant federal investment in, essentially, luxury shrubbery.' However, a spokesperson for the PAC countered, 'If we can fund endless wars and tax breaks for billionaires, we can certainly ensure a safe, insulated, and aesthetically pleasing bush for every abandoned newborn.'

The PAC has already begun lobbying efforts, reportedly targeting key members of the House Agriculture Committee with a series of plaintive meows and strategic purrs. Their ultimate goal is to establish a 'Bush Safety and Comfort Act,' which would mandate federal inspections and potentially offer tax credits for property owners who upgrade their outdoor foliage to meet strict feline-friendly specifications.