WILMINGTON, DE – In a bold move signaling a new era of local journalism, *Delaware Online* has announced the launch of its 'Team of the Week' program, pledging to routinely identify and celebrate groups of people who have, in some capacity, performed an activity. The initiative aims to fill a critical gap in local media by regularly featuring residents who are 'out there, doing stuff,' according to a press release.

“For too long, the people of Delaware have yearned for recognition simply for participating in organized efforts,” stated Editor-in-Chief Brenda Wallace, in a prepared statement. “Whether it’s a high school chess club that successfully convened, a neighborhood watch that watched, or a bowling league that bowled, we believe these acts of collective endeavor deserve to be acknowledged. It’s about celebrating the sheer fact of teamwork.”

The nomination process is surprisingly straightforward, requiring only a brief description of the team’s activities and a photo proving their existence. Sources close to the publication indicate that initial submissions have included a group of friends who successfully ordered a pizza together and a family that managed to assemble IKEA furniture with only minor arguments.

“We’re not looking for Nobel laureates here,” explained Features Editor Mark Jenkins, polishing his glasses. “Just people who are, you know, a team. We’ve even considered a 'Team Who Showed Up' category for those particularly challenging Monday mornings.”

Critics suggest the program might be setting the bar for achievement dangerously low, potentially leading to a societal collapse where merely breathing in unison qualifies for public commendation. However, *Delaware Online* remains committed to its vision, confident that the community is ready for a news product that finally says, 'We see you… doing whatever it is you’re doing.'

The publication is reportedly already planning a 'Person Who Didn't Actively Hinder Progress' award for next quarter.