LOS ANGELES – In news that has left many wondering if they've somehow slipped into an alternate reality where the '90s never truly ended, Keanu Reeves' band Dogstar has announced a new album, 'All in Now,' set for release on May 29, accompanied by a U.S. tour. The revelation confirms that, much like the actor himself, Dogstar possesses an almost supernatural resilience, refusing to fade into the annals of 'celebrity side projects' where most such endeavors rightfully reside.

Industry analysts are reportedly baffled. “It’s unprecedented,” stated Dr. Evelyn Reed, a professor of pop culture studies at the University of Southern California. “Usually, a band like this, fronted by an internationally recognized superstar, either blows up immediately or quietly dissolves after a few well-meaning but ultimately forgettable gigs. Dogstar just… persists. It’s less a band and more a force of nature, like a slow-moving glacier of earnest bass riffs.”

The band, which features Reeves on bass, has been active on and off since the early '90s, periodically re-emerging to remind the world that, yes, Keanu Reeves is also in a band. Fans, primarily those who appreciate Reeves’s enduring charm and are willing to overlook the musical output, have expressed cautious optimism. “I’m just glad he’s doing what he loves,” commented fan Brenda Albright, 47, while conspicuously avoiding any mention of specific songs.

Sources close to the band suggest that Reeves views Dogstar as his 'true calling,' a sentiment that has reportedly caused his agents to quietly increase their therapy budgets.