MAR-A-LAGO — Former President Donald J. Trump has officially announced a groundbreaking foreign policy doctrine centered on the principle of 'We'll Figure It Out Later,' a strategy he claims will revolutionize international relations by eliminating unnecessary pre-planning. The announcement comes after repeated inquiries into his past and potential future approaches to complex geopolitical situations, including the ongoing situation in Iran.

Speaking from his Florida residence, Trump explained that rigid, pre-determined strategies often stifle creativity and prevent leaders from adapting to unforeseen circumstances. “Look, everyone talks about ‘start’ and ‘endgame,’ right? Very complicated words. But what if the ‘start’ is just… starting? And the ‘endgame’ is when we win, which we always do. It’s much simpler, much more effective,” Trump stated to a round of applause from a small gathering of club members.

Dr. Evelyn Reed, a political science professor at the fictional 'University of Applied Common Sense,' commented on the development. “This ‘Figure It Out Later’ approach is certainly… innovative. It removes the cumbersome burden of foresight, strategic objectives, and accountability from the decision-making process. It’s essentially the foreign policy equivalent of building a house without blueprints and hoping it stands up.”

Critics, often dismissed by Trump as 'haters and losers,' questioned the long-term viability of such a plan. However, a spokesperson for the former president, Chad McAwesome, clarified, “The beauty of ‘We’ll Figure It Out Later’ is that it’s always working. You just don’t know how yet.”