MIAMI – The Miami Dolphins organization today unveiled its innovative new quarterback strategy, officially dubbed the 'Throw Enough Mud at the Wall' approach, following the release of Tua Tagovailoa and the signing of Malik Willis. The team’s front office confirmed it will continue to cycle through promising, yet unproven, signal-callers until, as one executive put it, 'the universe just kinda figures it out for us.'

“We’ve tried precision, we’ve tried patience, we’ve even tried drafting a guy who could throw a spiral,” explained Dolphins General Manager, Brad 'The Broker' Henderson, during a press conference held in a half-empty stadium. “Turns out, the real secret is simply to acquire as many moderately talented, vaguely athletic individuals as possible and hope one accidentally becomes a superstar. It’s statistically sound, probably.”

Sources close to the team indicate that future plans include a 'Quarterback of the Month Club' and a potential partnership with a major university to develop a 'QB-in-a-Box' subscription service. The move is expected to keep local sports radio in business for at least another decade.

“It’s about betting on ourselves,” Henderson added, gesturing vaguely at a whiteboard covered in dartboard targets. “And by 'ourselves,' I mean the sheer, unadulterated chaos of the NFL draft and free agency.” The team is reportedly already scouting high school seniors who can throw a football 'at least 30 yards in a general forward direction' for future consideration.