LOS ANGELES – Following widespread interest in Dakota Johnson’s physique for a recent Calvin Klein campaign, her celebrity trainer, Gunnar Peterson, has finally unveiled the meticulously crafted workout plan behind her viral success. The groundbreaking routine, according to Peterson, primarily consists of being a globally recognized movie star.

“People always ask about the reps, the sets, the diet. And sure, we do all that,” Peterson explained to reporters, wiping sweat from a diamond-encrusted dumbbell he wasn't currently using. “But honestly, the real secret sauce is the inherent glow that comes from having millions of fans and a Netflix deal. That’s 80% of the work right there.”

Sources close to the industry, who requested anonymity to discuss the delicate art of celebrity, confirmed Peterson’s assessment. “It’s a well-kept secret,” stated Dr. Evelyn Thorne, a fictional sociologist specializing in public perception. “The camera adds ten pounds, but being famous subtracts twenty. It’s basic physics, really.”

Peterson further elaborated that aspiring underwear models without existing fame might find the routine less effective. “If you’re not already gracing magazine covers, you might need to add an extra hour of ‘being incredibly wealthy’ to your daily schedule,” he advised. “It really helps with muscle definition.”

Future Calvin Klein campaigns are reportedly exploring options for a new line of “A-List Activated” athleisure wear, promising similar results for those who can afford the accompanying fame. The company is also rumored to be developing a new fitness app that simply plays clips of your own successful filmography on loop while you stand in front of a mirror.