The former head of AI Morality at leading robotics firm 'Conscious Machines' reportedly left after discovering his job was to draft PowerPoint slides, not prevent killer robots.
1d ago
Tech giant confirms its commitment to shareholder value following historic app store fee reduction.
5d ago
The tech giant announced its most 'accessible' laptop yet, priced only slightly above a down payment on a small car.
5d ago
Analysts predict the 'Micro-Arcade' will revolutionize the way consumers misplace expensive electronics.
6d ago
The tech giant hopes to corner the market on consumers who are already planning to buy something else entirely.
Mar 4
A groundbreaking new study reveals that the most successful 'AI-first' companies are quietly implementing a radical strategy involving direct payment for services.
Mar 4
Tech leaders reportedly baffled by 'The Audacity,' insisting the film's 'monstrous' characters are merely 'disruptive visionaries' on a Tuesday.
Mar 4
Company leaders confirm the 650 terminated employees were simply 'unnecessary friction' in the pursuit of maximum shareholder value.
Mar 3
Board members cite consistent profitability and employee retention as signs of a dangerous comfort zone.
Mar 1
Industry experts confirm the latest device offers unparalleled photographic capabilities, provided you ignore the existence of dedicated optics entirely.
Mar 1
Company aims to bypass traditional investment rounds by programming sentient algorithms to manifest capital out of thin air.
Feb 28
Company stock plunges further as analysts question the long-term viability of organic brain function in the enterprise sector.
Feb 26
Analysts warn unprecedented success could lead to existential market paradox, leaving shareholders 'overwhelmed by prosperity.'
Feb 26
Tech giant to convert train carriages into 'agile meeting pods' and 'immersive coding cubicles,' promising a truly 'on-the-go' workforce.
Feb 25
New 'Lite' features now include everything but the 'existential dread of not being Premium,' company sources confirm.
Feb 24
Economists scramble to re-evaluate fundamental principles as fintech giant transcends mere financial metrics.
Feb 24
Industry experts warn that the latest convertible devices demand unprecedented levels of user flexibility, potentially leading to new evolutionary pressures.
Feb 24
Industry leaders scramble to understand the implications of a single, unadorned avian noun.
Feb 24
