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New Study Finds Everyone Who’s Ever Tried To Do Anything Was Raised By Narcissists

Groundbreaking research confirms that any lingering self-doubt or desire for approval is a direct result of parental over-involvement, or under-involvement, or just involvement.

2d ago

New Study Confirms Most Aesthetic Decisions Are Just Vibes

Researchers find that the 'perfect' choice for home decor is overwhelmingly determined by an inexplicable, deeply personal feeling.

3d ago

Study Finds Believing You’re Well-Rested Just As Effective As Actual Sleep

Researchers confirm that the human brain is remarkably adept at self-deception, especially regarding productivity.

5d ago

Experts Confirm: Everyone You Know Is A Narcissist, Especially You

A groundbreaking new study reveals that the only non-narcissistic individual is the one currently reading this headline, and even that's debatable.

5d ago

Experts Warn Humanity Now Completely Incapable Of Experiencing Joy Without Nostalgia

A new study reveals that the human brain can only process positive emotions when comparing them to a perceived 'better' past.

Mar 4

Experts Warn Against Romanticizing Anything, Citing 'Dangerous Levels of Nostalgia'

A new study reveals that even fond memories are likely just thinly veiled psychological defense mechanisms against the bleakness of reality.

Mar 2

Nation's Consumers Report Feeling 'Slightly Less Empty' After Clicking Latest 'Must-Have' Deal

Experts confirm the fleeting dopamine hit from a 20% discount on a smart toaster is still technically a form of happiness.

Mar 1

Nation's Sci-Fi Fandom Rocked by Shocking Discovery: Favorite Spaceship Choices Directly Correlate to Undiagnosed Personality Disorders

New study reveals that your preferred fictional starcraft is a direct, undeniable window into your deepest, most unsettling psychological quirks.

Feb 24