#open letter

A Passionate Plea From an Expat Who Believes the Fate of the Ceasefire, and Perhaps Global Stability, Rests Squarely Upon Your Shoulders.

My Dearest Avian Nemesis, Your Existential Indifference Is Threatening the Very Fabric of Interspecies Harmony.

To the Unyielding Frozen Mass That Toyed with My Emotions and Withheld Vital Chronological Data, a Plea From a Weary Soul.

A heartfelt plea to the silent guardian of our airwaves, whose unwavering vigilance has taken on a new, unsettling symbolism.

A heartfelt plea to the true, unsung witness of our collegiate culinary journey.

A concerned citizen implores the aquatic muse to reconsider its muddy influence on local culture and the delicate ecosystem of earworms.

A Concerned Patron Issues a Heartfelt, If Slightly Unhinged, Plea to a Tiny but Mighty Rebel.

To the Avian Observer Whose Silence Weighs Heavy on the Artistic Soul of Humanity, I Implore You: Render Your Judgment.

A Heartfelt, if Slightly Unhinged, Plea to the Very Bedrock of Collegiate Athletic Despair.