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Satirical news on open letters. Finds humor in public pleas, demands, and declarations often published online
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An Open Letter to the Indifferent Golf Ball Retrievers of Topgolf Dubai
A Passionate Plea From an Expat Who Believes the Fate of the Ceasefire, and Perhaps Global Stability, Rests Squarely Upon Your Shoulders.
An Open Letter to the Singular, Most Apathetic Pigeon in Elmwood Park
My Dearest Avian Nemesis, Your Existential Indifference Is Threatening the Very Fabric of Interspecies Harmony.
An Open Letter to the Specific Block of Ice That Held Drake’s 'Iceman' Album Release Date
To the Unyielding Frozen Mass That Toyed with My Emotions and Withheld Vital Chronological Data, a Plea From a Weary Soul.
An Open Letter to the Single, Unblinking Red Light on Top of the Main State Broadcast Tower
A heartfelt plea to the silent guardian of our airwaves, whose unwavering vigilance has taken on a new, unsettling symbolism.
An Open Letter to the Conscientious Industrial Garbage Disposal Unit of K College's Main Dining Hall
A heartfelt plea to the true, unsung witness of our collegiate culinary journey.
An Open Letter to the Illustrious Mudfish, Spiritual Patron of the Harlezs n Hotrodz Event
A concerned citizen implores the aquatic muse to reconsider its muddy influence on local culture and the delicate ecosystem of earworms.
An Open Letter to the Single, Suspended Piece of Confetti at Dr. T.r. Bryan Jr.'s Tribute Concert
A Concerned Patron Issues a Heartfelt, If Slightly Unhinged, Plea to a Tiny but Mighty Rebel.
An Open Letter to the Particularly Philosophical Pigeon Perched Outside the Aptos Library
To the Avian Observer Whose Silence Weighs Heavy on the Artistic Soul of Humanity, I Implore You: Render Your Judgment.
An Open Letter to the Metaphorical Ocean Floor of the SEC Conference
A Heartfelt, if Slightly Unhinged, Plea to the Very Bedrock of Collegiate Athletic Despair.