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Studio Confirms Hathaway's 'Serious' Work Trumps Royal Fan Demand
The Long-Awaited 'Princess Diaries 3' Remains in Development Hell as the Oscar-Winner Pursues Projects with 'Less Glitter' and 'More Grim Introspection.'
Disney Screens 17-Minute 'Mandalorian' to Remind Theaters Movies Exist
The Preview, Featuring an Unblemished Grogu, Reportedly Stunned Industry Executives Who Had Forgotten What a Theater Screen Looked Like.
Disney CEO Wonders Aloud Why Anyone Would Want Physical Movies
The Entertainment Giant Champions a Future where Consumers Merely 'Lease' Digital Content, Citing 'Operational Efficiencies.'
Disney Declares 'Critical' Alice in Wonderland 75Th Anniversary Brand Activation
Studio Confirms Event Is Essential for Maintaining Robust Intellectual Property Portfolio Health Amidst Evolving Content Landscape.
Disney to Grant Walt's Private Jet Permanent Board Seat
The Company Announced the Move Citing the Plane's 'Unparalleled Strategic Insights' Gleaned from Years of Airborne Observation.
Media Giants Stunned After Owning Popular Sports Event Proves Profitable
Disney and Warner Bros. Discovery Expressed Deep Surprise This Week as Their Ownership of the Immensely Popular March Madness Tournament Translated Directly into Significant Financial Gains.
"Hannah Montana" Anniversary Special Reveals Nation Desperately Wants to Escape Current Reality
Record Viewership for the 20Th-Anniversary Event and Original Series Signals a Mass Psychological Retreat from Adult Responsibilities.