Parole Board 'Shocked' to Discover Convicted Pedophile Still Has 'Predilections' for Pedophilia
Officials express bewilderment at the concept of deeply ingrained psychological disorders persisting beyond incarceration.
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California Parole Board Lauded for Innovative 'Elderly Predator Reintegration' Initiative
Groundbreaking program aims to 'diversify community risk profiles,' say state officials.
Nation's Prisons Report Alarming Shortage Of 'Easy-To-Find' Criminals
Officials warn that the dwindling supply of readily locatable, non-violent visa holders is threatening the efficiency of the penal system.
