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Researchers Confirmed the Ground They Stood on 48 Hours Prior Is Now an Excellent Hot Tub for Bacteria, Calling It a 'Win-Win.'
Park Officials Pivot From Discouraging Dangerous Behavior to Meticulously Curating It for Maximum Social Media Impact.
Park Officials Warn the Incident Marks a Dangerous Escalation in Interspecies Jurisdictional Disputes.
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