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Features satirical news articles on winter weather. Covers humorous takes on snow, ice, blizzards, and cold temperatures

I Am the Warmup and I'm Tired of Your Fleeting Affection
A Brief Moment of Relief, a Whisper of Spring, I Arrive Only to Be Forgotten or Blamed When the Other Shoe Drops.
Officials Recommend 'Strategic Layering' for Forecast Winter
A Newly Formed Inter-Agency Task Force Issued Guidelines Advising Citizens to Use Multiple Garments to Combat Predictable Seasonal Temperature Drops.
I Am The Wind Chill Factor and I'm Sick of Your Lies
The silent, numerical architect of your winter misery finally breaks his frigid silence to reveal a shocking truth.
Massachusetts Mobilizes Crisis Teams for Predicted Two Inches of Snow
State Officials Declare 'Heightened Readiness Posture' for What Is Typically Known as 'Tuesday'.

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