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2 satirical articles about wildfire risk on Hambry. Updated live.
A Spokesperson Confirmed that Vegetation, Once Dried, Becomes "Significantly More Prone to Ignition."
State Environmental Agency Bracing for Unprecedented Volume of Permit Applications for 'Curated Atmosphere' and 'Impromptu S'mores Emergencies.'
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