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2 satirical articles about weather warning on Hambry. Updated live.
Experts Advise Visitors to Bring 'Water' and 'Not Spontaneously Combust' as Unprecedented 95-Degree Temperatures Loom.
Local Authorities Urge Vigilance as Temperatures Briefly Climb Above Human Endurance Thresholds for Seasonal Comfort.
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