#weather advisory
A collection of satirical news articles on weather advisories. Explore humorous takes, absurd forecasts, and mock warnings
Minnesota Weather Service Elevates Annual 'Everything Is Fine' Advisory to 'This Is Fine' for Summer
This Advisory, Previously Reserved for Minor Inconveniences, Now Implicitly Includes a Shrug Emoji for Impending Apocalyptic Thunderstorms.
Experts Warn 'Outside' May Contain 'Weather' Throughout the Day
Officials Urge Public to Brace for Unprecedented Atmospheric Conditions That Are Exactly Like Conditions From Last Week.
Local Meteorologists Warn Residents of 'Unprecedented' Two-Day Weather Shift
Experts Advise Citizens to Brace for "Dynamic Atmospheric Conditions" as a Pleasant Saturday Gives Way to a Significantly Less Pleasant Sunday.
Meteorologists Warn Residents to Prepare for 'Outside' This Week
Experts Advise Stockpiling Sunscreen, Umbrellas, and the Grim Resolve Needed to Face Ambient Air.
City Declares 'Pre-Moisture' State of Emergency Ahead of Weekend 'Scattered Dampness'
Officials Urge Immediate Shelter-in-Place Protocols for What Meteorologists Are Calling 'the Weekend's Anticipated Scattered Dampness Event.'
City Issues Urgent Advisory for Sunday's Marginal Temperature Increase
Officials Urge Residents to Reassess Wardrobe Strategies and Social Engagements Following Updated Temperature Projections.
Malheur County Activates Disaster Protocols for 'Light Coinage' Hailstones
Emergency Services Have Issued Unprecedented Advisories, Urging Residents to Prepare for Friday's Incoming Meteorological Event.
Virginia Government Declares 'Mild Caution' Ahead of Unremarkable Afternoon
State Agencies Activated Preventative Measures for Perfectly Average 68-Degree Day with Light Breezes.
