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Nationals to Attempt 'Getting Back on Track' for 14Th Time This Season
The Struggling D.C. Ballclub Will Once Again Enter a Pivotal Contest with Renewed Vigor and the Statistically Improbable Goal of Breaking a Continuous Five-Game Slide.
MLB Confirms Dodgers' Immense Payroll 'Performing as Expected'
League Confirms $1.4 Billion Roster’s 13-0 Victory and Five Home Runs Were within Predicted Parameters for Optimal Financial Performance.
MLB Debates Ending Regular Season After Wiemer Bats 1.000 for Nationals
The League Convenes Emergency Sessions to Address the Existential Crisis Posed by Joey Wiemer's Flawless Batting Record.
