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Latest satirical news, humor, and funny articles about NBA sensation Victor Wembanyama. Discover humorous headlines and takes on the basketball star.

NBA Clarifies MVP Now Honors 'Most Valuable Prospect with Future Hype'
The League Introduces 'Future Marketability' and 'Existential Dread Caused in Opponents' as Official Criteria for Its Top Honor.
NBA Launches 'Uniqueness Index' After Jokic Quantifies Wembanyama's Singular Talent
The League Announced a Multi-Million Dollar Initiative to Standardize and Quantify Unprecedented Player Attributes Following a Casual Observation by a Reigning MVP.
NBA Media Forced to Re-Evaluate Entire Sport's History to Accommodate Wembanyama
Pundits Confirm Existing Legends Now Merely 'Warm-up Acts' for the French Phenom's Inevitable Supremacy.

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