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4 satirical articles about universal pictures on Hambry. Updated live.
'Abigail' Hailed as Revolutionary for Boldly Confirming Vampires Drink Blood
Critics Laud Film for Its Audacious Decision to Portray Ancient, Bloodthirsty Creatures As… Ancient, Bloodthirsty Creatures.
Hollywood Focus Group Stunned to Learn Audiences Prefer Dinosaurs in 'Jurassic Park'
After Decades of Multi-Billion Dollar Films, Universal Executives Credit a New Netflix Animated Series for Uncovering the Franchise’s Core Appeal.
CinemaCon Unveils 'Exclusive Footage' of Billie Eilish Concert Film that Will Be in the Film
Theater Owners Reportedly Moved by Clips Showcasing Key Moments, Like the Entire Stage, a Musician, and a Microphone.
Universal Pictures Warns of Possible 'Star Void' After Gosling Withdraws from Project
The Studio Faces Unprecedented Challenge to Its IP Ecosystem Following the Unexpected Departure of Its "Most Ken-Erable Asset."
