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4 satirical articles about transfer speculation on Hambry. Updated live.
Liverpool's New 'Keenness Division' Now Larger Than Most National Militaries
Analysts Confirm the Club's 'Advanced Scouting of Vibes' Unit Has Expanded to Five Continents, Evaluating Every Player From Top-Flight Stars to Park-Kickers.
Brighton Confirms Signing of 'Said El Mala,' a Player Reportedly Existing Only in Headlines
The Club Celebrated Acquiring the Highly Speculative, Utterly Unverified Concept of a Midfielder After a Grueling Six-Week Media Scrum.
International Monetary Fund Upgrades Football Rumor Speculation to Primary Economic Indicator
The Global Financial Body Cited the Sector's Unprecedented Volatility and Consistent, Reliable Generation of Content as Key to Worldwide Economic Stability.
Rumor Economy Drives Football Discourse
Analysts Report Unprecedented Growth in the Speculative Market, with Unverified Player Transfers Generating More Fan Engagement than Actual Matches.
