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Aggregates satirical news and humor about Toyota. Explores the car company's culture, vehicles, and industry presence through funny articles

Toyota Makes GR GT3 Its Most Accessible Car, Now Exclusively a Happy Meal Toy
The Automotive Giant Pivots to 'Early-Stage Brand Imprint Optimization,' Reducing Its Cutting-Edge Race Car to a Disposable Plastic Collectible.
Toyota Now Offers Full Race Car Ownership Exclusively through Happy Meal Toy Program
The Automaker Claims Program Provides Unprecedented Access to High-Performance Motorsport for a New Generation of Enthusiasts.
Toyota Targets Toddlers for Lifelong Loyalty with Happy Meal GR GT3
Auto Giant Acknowledges the Crucial Pre-Literate Demographic, Invests Heavily in Establishing Pre-Cognitive Brand Allegiance.

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