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Companies Scramble to Lock in Prime Real Estate Three Years Out, Fearing Irreversible Market Obsolescence by Mid-Decade.
Industry Group Characterizes Anticipated Record Holiday Spending as "Comfortingly Achievable" Given Public Compliance with New Consumption Guidelines.
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