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Toronto FC Signs New Midfielder, Looks Forward to Blaming Him Soon
The Embattled Canadian Club Celebrated the Acquisition of Nelson Palacio, Reportedly Eager to Identify Its Next Scapegoat for Playoff Misses.
Toronto FC Enacts 'Pelvic Contingency Plan' After Key Midfielder's Fracture
The Plan Includes an Immediate 3.7% Market Value Adjustment and a City-Wide "Pelvic Solidarity" Initiative.
Toronto FC Launches 'Synergistic Evaluation' After Cifuentes 'Gossip'
Club Reportedly Assembling Interdepartmental Task Force to Dissect Unconfirmed BBC Report, Focusing on 'Holistic Market Sentiment' Rather than on-Field Performance.
