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Satirical news and humor regarding Texas A&M University. This page aggregates parody articles, funny takes, and humorous stories on A&M

I Am 'Fun' at a Savannah Bananas Game, and I'm Absolutely Exhausted
Behind the Yellow Costumes and Endless Confetti, the Very Essence of Joy Is Buckling Under the Pressure of Constant Performance.
Records Are Dead: Why Texas A&m's 'Wins' Are a Sporting Catastrophe
The Recent Athletic Feats at the Tom Jones Memorial Prove We've Lost Sight of What Truly Matters in Collegiate Competition.
Texas A&M Mobilizes State Department to Secure Transfer Guard
University Officials Confirm Multi-Agency Task Force Activated to Ensure 'Optimal Synergy' with Star Prospect.
Messi Match Secondary to Kyle Field's 12Th Man Performance
Texas A&M Officials Ensure World-Class Soccer Event Upholds the Sacred Tenets of the 12Th Man, Advising International Teams on Proper Game Day Decorum.

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