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#team finances
3 satirical articles about team finances on Hambry. Updated live.

Spurs to Retain Finals Flop, Cite 'Vast Cash Reserves' as Sole Reason
Team Officials Confirm Player’s Performance Is Secondary to Ownership’s Unwavering Commitment to Spending Arbitrarily.

Blazers: T-Shirt Giveaway Cuts Prevent Immediate Team Insolvency
Sources Close to the Organization Indicate Ownership Considered Selling Arena Naming Rights to Local Cat Shelters Before Settling on the Apparel Austerity Measure.

New Study: Overpaying for Draft Picks Actually Costs More
A Landmark Academic Paper Suggests that Exchanging Valuable Future Assets for Immediate, Risk-Laden Gains Might Not Be a Fiscally Sound Strategy.

