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First Contact Confirms Aliens Are Here to Monetize Your Personal Data.
Galactic Delegation Immediately Seeks User Agreements for All Sentient Life on Earth.
Book Deal Reveals New Novel Will Target Reader's 'Emotional Purchase Triggers'
'Heavy Sugar' Aims to Be the First Literary Work Designed Primarily for Hyper-Personalized Ad Delivery within Its Own Narrative.
New Brain Wearables Identify 'Unproductive' Thought Loops, Suggest AI-Powered Fixes
Industry Leaders Herald a New Era where Every Stray Thought Is an Opportunity for Targeted Intervention and Monetization.
Google Gemini Introduces 'Memory Import' Feature, Allowing Users to Pre-Emptively Surrender All Personal Data
New Functionality Promises 'Deeply Understanding' AI Interactions and Unprecedented Levels of Targeted Advertising.

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